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sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via dannybrito)

— 1 day ago with 88190 notes
justinmilwaukee:

headlesscrosses:

justinmilwaukee:

I was at a strip club once in East St. Louis (obviously) and saw a dude in a hockey jersey and sweatpants (obviously) get tackled and dragged out by 4 bouncers and after that song the DJ said “just a friendly reminder, don’t ever try to put your finger in a strippers butthole.”

I’ve def seen dudes put their fingers and other objects in stripper’s buttholes on the east side. You must have not been at the right club.

It was more of a right club wrong guy situation.

Check out Brooklyn east Lou next time. Think dildos attached to RC cars.

justinmilwaukee:

headlesscrosses:

justinmilwaukee:

I was at a strip club once in East St. Louis (obviously) and saw a dude in a hockey jersey and sweatpants (obviously) get tackled and dragged out by 4 bouncers and after that song the DJ said “just a friendly reminder, don’t ever try to put your finger in a strippers butthole.”

I’ve def seen dudes put their fingers and other objects in stripper’s buttholes on the east side.

You must have not been at the right club.

It was more of a right club wrong guy situation.

Check out Brooklyn east Lou next time. Think dildos attached to RC cars.

(Source: jadeyeux)

— 1 day ago with 1221 notes
justinmilwaukee:

I was at a strip club once in East St. Louis (obviously) and saw a dude in a hockey jersey and sweatpants (obviously) get tackled and dragged out by 4 bouncers and after that song the DJ said “just a friendly reminder, don’t ever try to put your finger in a strippers butthole.”

I’ve def seen dudes put their fingers and other objects in stripper’s buttholes on the east side. You must have not been at the right club.

justinmilwaukee:

I was at a strip club once in East St. Louis (obviously) and saw a dude in a hockey jersey and sweatpants (obviously) get tackled and dragged out by 4 bouncers and after that song the DJ said “just a friendly reminder, don’t ever try to put your finger in a strippers butthole.”

I’ve def seen dudes put their fingers and other objects in stripper’s buttholes on the east side.

You must have not been at the right club.

(Source: jadeyeux)

— 1 day ago with 1221 notes

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via xsadgirlsclubx)

— 1 day ago with 44626 notes

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

Truth.

(via manifestingmyown)

— 1 day ago with 89281 notes
That’s more like it.

That’s more like it.

(Source: drencrome, via industrialfire)

— 1 day ago with 13949 notes